This was a blog/spoof about the Cowbitches, I posted originally on myspace, during the 2008 season.  Eventhough TO and Pac are now gone, I still think it's funny, and thought I'd post it here for HATE WEEK.  Hope it brings y'all some smiles!

HTTR!!!

(Sung to the tune of  the classic "Great Pretender" by the Platters):

Oh yes, we're the great pretenders,
Pretending we're doing well,
Our need is such, we pretend too much,
We're losers and the NFL can tell!

Oh yes, we're the great pretenders,
Adrift in a world of Jerry Jones,
We try to play the game - but to our shame,
Romo's injury left us to dream all alone!

Too real is this feeling of make believe,
Too real when our receivers can't receive,

Oh, yes, we're the great pretenders,
Cops chasing Pac all around,
We seem to be what we're not - you see,
Pretending that we will rebound!

Too real is this feeling of make believe,
Too real when our receivers can't receive,

Oh, yes, we're the great pretenders,
TO  frowning and crying, Barber shut down,
We seem to be what we're not - you see,
Pretending that we will rebound!