Q:  What do a hemmoroid and Cowbitch fan have in common?

A:  Both are pains in the butt and never completely go away!

Q:  Did you hear about the trouble at the Dall-ass Cowboys training camp?

A:  Someone painted a goal line over the exit, and they couldn't figure out how to get across it!

Q:  Hear about the fire at the Dall-ass Cowboy's library?

A:  Both books were burned, and one hadn't been colored in yet!

Q:  What do you call a Dall-ass Cowboy with a Super Bowl win?

A:  Retired!

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dall-ass Cowboys

Q. What do the Dall-ass Cowboys and Dr. Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. What's the difference between the Dall-ass Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!

Q. How many Dall-ass Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!

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